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Grade B +

Based on a true story — in Hollywood speak, that means about 25% is true (and I’m being very generous here) —  “War Dogs” is about two young guys from Miami who sold weapons to the U.S. military despite having no business doing so.  Going after the smaller contracts that are peanuts to the Pentagon but worth hundreds of thousands to the young dudes (played by Jonah Hill and Miles Teller), their rocky, sometimes hilarious and dangerous foray into gun running bring riches and a feeling of invincibility, a combination that can be lethal.

Greed and more greed puts Hill and Teller into the dirtiest realms of their business, where they will be in the crosshairs of gangsters, the U.S. government, and each other.

My most memorable, movie moment is the scene when Hill is trying to buy weed from a bunch of thugs.  After paying, the thugs pretend not to know what Hill is talking about and refuse to give him his drugs.  Hill laughs, calmly walks to his car, removes a submachine-gun from his trunk, and fires off about a dozen rounds in full auto into the air, sending the thugs scurrying away like cockroaches!

“War Dogs” has the same feel as “Pain & Gain” and “The Wolf Of Wall Street.”  The pacing moderately fast, some of the scenes are over the top and outrageous, the tone constantly changes from comedic to serious to scary…overall it has a somewhat hazy, drug-induced, dream quality to it.  This would be a great movie for guys to watch while high on drugs or alcohol.

— M

When Leonardo DiCaprio, who plays the title role in the movie, “The Wolf Of Wall Street,” is about to describe what his most addictive drug is, I already knew what it was before he said it.  We see DiCaprio snorting a line of cocaine using a rolled up, hundred dollar bill; and then he unrolls the bill and says that money is his most addictive drug.  Oh yeah.  Once you get used to those hundreds going through your hands and flowing into your pockets, you can get hooked fast, and will want more.  It alters your perception of money to the point where 5 dollar bills start to look like toilet tissue.  I know…I speak from experience.  The pursuit of money…being addicted to it…that is the heart of “The Wolf Of Wall Street.”

This movie is based on the true story of a New York trader, Jordan Belfort (played by DiCaprio), who cheated his clients of millions of dollars by turning them on to stocks that were virtually worthless.  It didn’t matter if the stock crashed because DiCaprio and his crew of traders made a killing from the commissions.  The money flowed in like a tsunami, and with it came drugs, prostitutes, delusions of being above the law, and the attentions of the Securities and Exchange Commission and the FBI.

DiCaprio gives a great performance of a man who has both likeable and disgusting qualities.  I admired his drive and focus to be financially successful so he can have a better life for himself and his wife.  His ability to sell is amazing, and he had the guts to go out there and get what he wanted.  Unfortunately, he lied and cheated his way to making his millions, financially devastating many honest, hard working people.  Still, his downward spiral in life as his morals took a back seat to drugs and money is thrilling and shocking and funny.  The movie is part comedy, don’t forget.  So is life.

Director Martin Scorsese shows us his great talent as usual, creating a movie that moves rapidly and gives us fast snapshots of a man’s rise and fall.  The momentum does wane somewhere in the last half of the third act.  This is a 3 hour movie, and it feels like it.  The first 2 hours comes and goes quickly, but that last hour will have you checking your watch often.  That said, “The Wolf Of Wall Street” is worthy of 3 hours of your time.  Unless you have an aversion to sex, drugs and cursing.

Some people complain that this movie has too many of the three things I just mentioned in the previous paragraph.  Um…these guys are stockbrokers.  Traders.  And the worst kind, too (the ones who prize money above their souls).  They are type A-1 personalities, and acting like Caligula is the norm.  What do you expect?  This is the life they had.

One of my memorable, movie moments of “The Wolf Of Wall Street” is the scene when Matthew McConaughey was telling DiCaprio what stockbrokers did: sell stocks and make tons of money from the commissions, and have no idea if the stock is going up or down or sideways.  Of course, they tell their clients that they know what they’re doing.  People, let me tell you something: stocks, bonds, commodities, currencies…they’re all a gamble.  You all should know that before you get into them.

My most memorable, movie moment of “The Wolf Of Wall Street” is…go read the first paragraph.  And after you’re done with that, go down to the last paragraph.

What brings your perception of money back to reality is when you lose money.  Then that $5 bill that you once thought of as toilet tissue is now 2 loaves of bread, or 2 dozen large eggs, or a gallon of milk, or a very nice Hallmark card in which you can write to your parents how wonderful they are in taking care of you since you were born, and how you can never repay them for all the love and kindness they’ve given you despite all your flaws.  I know…I speak from experience.

— M

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