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Grade B

Part 3 of “The Hobbit” trilogy shows the fate of the dragon Smaug, Bilbo Baggins (played by Martin Freeman), dwarf king Thorin and his band of dwarf followers, the “lonely mountain” and the enormous treasure hidden within it, and the five armies that will do battle for the mountain fortress and its riches.   But more things are unexplained.  Perhaps in the extended cuts more will be revealed; but it’s still inexcusable for a theatrical cut to omit so many answers to so many questions.

Multiple storylines play out in rapid fire sequence — this movie has probably the shortest running time of all six “Hobbit” and “LOTR” movies — resulting in a very fast paced movie that sometimes feel a bit rushed.   Of course, the usual shenanigans are here: characters that defy the laws of physics — or maybe physics are different in Middle Earth — and able to take a great amount of battle damage without being truly harmed.  Hey, if a character is fairly invincible, it kind of takes away the element of suspense that he or she may be killed.  Granted, a few of the characters get killed after killing millions of the enemy, but at this point it becomes a bit silly and the impact of those deaths are greeted with a shrug and another bite of the hotdog.

Now, my most memorable movie moment of “The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies”: the scene when Thorin (played by Richard Armitage, who looks a lot like Mel Gibson’s Braveheart in his dwarf look) has an internal struggle, realizing what his greed has done to him and the choice he has to make if he doesn’t want to follow the dreadful path his ancestors took.

Although full of problems that would be deserving of a much lesser grade, “…The Five Armies” was still an enjoyable, entertaining feast for my eyes.  Although I wonder if my forgiving nature is the result of having watched this movie for free (thanks, Library!).

— M

Grade B +

Manny’s Movie Musings: Part 2 of “The Hobbit” trilogy leaves part 1 in the dust with faster pacing, more interesting characters (Legolas, Galadriel, and Tauriel — played by Evangeline Lilly), more character development, better action sequences, and what we’ve all been waiting for…the dragon Smaug in all his evil and crazed glory.   Whereas “An Unexpected Journey” was like an old man wheezing his last breaths, “The Desolation Of Smaug” felt like a youngster getting his second wind during a race.  My most memorable, movie moment of “The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug” is the scene when Smaug is awakened and his gigantic, fearsome body is fully revealed.   This movie suffers from the usual shenanigan found in the previous four Tolkien movie adaptations: characters who can kill dozens of enemies per battle and never seem to get harmed; they fall from great heights, get hit very hard by giant creatures, and they dust themselves off and keep fighting as if they were made of steel.  Yes, these movies are fantasy, but there is a limit of how much b.s. people are willing to put up with.

— M

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