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Grade B+

Samuel L. Jackson plays the hitman and Ryan Reynolds plays the bodyguard in the action/comedy “The Hitman’s Bodyguard.”  Why would the most feared hitman need a bodyguard?  Because a dictator is on trial for war crimes, and the only one who could incriminate him is Jackson.  Taking Jackson from prison to the courtroom will be a hell of an ordeal, because the dictator has his goons out in force to stop Jackson from testifying.  And that’s where Reynolds comes in…unofficially hired by Interpol to protect and escort Jackson to the trial.  Unfortunately, both men are sworn enemies, and they may kill each other before the bad guys get to them.

My most memorable, movie moment of “The Hitman’s Bodyguard” is the flashback scene when Jackson meets his future wife (outrageously played by Salma Hayek) for the first time.  It was funny and sexy with an overdose of hyper violence.

“The Hitman’s Bodyguard” is loaded with shenanigans; but this is a movie that isn’t meant to be analyzed for story logic.  This is a fun and very funny, graphically violent movie that shines every time Reynolds and Jackson are onscreen together.  Kudos to director Patrick Hughes for adding energy to the story with his slick direction that really complements the script and lead actors.

— M

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I have to be careful of my assessment of the Oliver Stone movie, “Savages,” because I watched it while hanging out with 4 of my best friends; and it was the first movie we watched that day, and we were all pretty chatty at that point.   And we all know what happens when there’s a lot of cross talk during a movie: some of the subtleties and nuances of the movie are missed, as well as some of the dialogue that can be critical in the true understanding of the movie.  With that said, here we go.

“Savages” has Taylor Kitsch and Aaron Taylor-Johnson playing pot growers/dealers in California who have the same lover played by Blake Lively.  The business and pot of Kitsch/Johnson are so good that it attracts the attention of a Mexican drug cartel, headed by Salma Hayek.  Hayek wants them all to be partners, but the two Cali white dudes say no, so the cartel kidnaps Lively to force the white dudes into making the deal.  Kitsch, being the balls out, Iraqi/Afghan war vet, eventually decides that a war with the Mexicans is inevitable since he believes there can be no happy ending to the mess they find themselves in.  So, Kitsch/Johnson and their crew of ex-military guys take the fight to the Mexicans; and that’s when things get really messy and brutal.

I decided to watch “Savages” based on the trailer and the Oliver Stone name.  First, the trailer makes you think that this is mostly an action flick. It’s not.  “Savages” is in the realm of drama/suspense/thriller, with a bit of action thrown here and there.  Second, this is not Oliver Stone’s best movie.  But it is an okay movie.  I like the way Stone shows us the private lives of the Mexican cartel members, so that we see what makes them tick, and not just see them as mindless thugs.   One cartel member is played by Benicio Del Toro; and all scenes with him are memorable, movie moments of “Savages,” as he looks like an evil, Mexican, Brad Pitt!  It is…very disturbing…and funny.  You know, like the way the Catholic church likes to talk about how we should strive to be good people, and yet the church has used its powers to shield child molesters within their ranks from prosecution.  Sure, sure, the Catholic church are making strides to come down hard on child raping priests; but only after the wrong doings of the church were revealed over a period of decades.

Speaking of wrong, Oliver Stone gives us a “what the hell?” moment at the endings of “Savages.”  Yes, endings.  We get two endings.  I won’t go into details in order not to spoil it for you; but the ending sequences takes the first prize for the most memorable, movie moment (or should I say moments?).    I will say that it ruined “Savages” for me.  Despite the trailer fooling me into thinking that this movie was going to be an all out war between two guys and a Mexican drug cartel, I was able to find the numerous merits of this movie regarding the acting, script, pacing, structure, direction…but those endings…

There is such a thing as being too stylish…and smoking too much s#*t.  If someone eased back on those two things, “Savages” may have been a very good movie, instead of just being okay.  At least I didn’t have to pay for seeing this movie (thanks, Library!).

M

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